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July 12, 2005

Pop Vultures Survey

More questions and more answers on how witty I can be about pop culture lifted from Ms. Charlotte's blog page (link to the right). Thanks Charlotte and Happy (Actual) B-Day!


If you had to donate your life savings to one celebrity, who would it be? Well, it certainly wouldn't amount to much but I send whatever was left over after bills/debts to a much overlooked actress (link to right): Parker Posey. Or as my friend Wags likes to say "Poser Parkey."

If you could be a "groupie" for one person, who would it be? By groupie, do you mean temporary lover? If so, then Colin Farrell. *sigh* and miscellaneous sounds of pleasure . . .

If you could be on one reality-based television show, what would you choose? Whichever has the best payout. Hm? Survivor except I'm into dirty camping. Big Brother but I'm not the "token" anything. Fear Factor but my gross out foods must be gluten free. The Amazing Race could be the one. I luv to travel. Now, I just need a partner. Who wants to race around the world for a cool mil?

What is the most inspiring movie you have ever seen? Naked Lunch. It inspired me to experiment with drugs and sex.

What movie can you not believe everyone loved? Cold Mountain. I love Nikki Kidman but that flick was so boring, and it didn't help that at the time I was working on a civil war book.

What movie line always gets repeated? "Here's looking at you, kid."

What is the next book you hope to read? I was just talking about this dilemma to my friend Tamara the other day. We've both recently completed master's degrees and neither one of us is able to read much more than a page without falling asleep. I'll have to put this one on hold until I build back up my reading stamina.

What "Jeopardy" category would you be good at? 20c Poetry

What is your favorite character from "Saturday Night Live"? Rosanna Rosanna Danna and no one since.

What celebrity never seems to fade away? I have to agree with Ms. Charlotte on this one, Madonna. I liked her when she first came on the scene but with each reinvention, she has become less interesting and more suburban.

Name one celebrity who you wrongly thought was attractive? Brendan Fraser, big oaf!

What movie deserves a sequel? The Craft and I must direct it. I hate when Hollywood takes a perfectly decent idea and turns it into sloth.

What actor could never be convincing in a tearful drama? Brendan Fraser, big oaf!

What movie star’s success can only be attributed to their looks? Heather Graham. Was being roller girl the height or pit of her career? Poor thing.

What television show have you surprisingly never seen? Arrested Development. However, with the advent of dvd the possibility is out there.